![]() ![]() You could have fake DVa fucking the real Dva for example. Luckily, there are also original versions of the characters that more closely resemble the actual chicks from the game and you are welcome to combine one style with another. On the other, they piss all-over the source material. If you’ve played any of those games you’ll be able to recognize the actual faces. This game uses a ton of rehashed assets from other 3D games that I’ve seen around the web. ![]() From what I am seeing, there are two of each babe, one normal and one “cosplay” tagged, which is an unnecessary complication, but I figured out what they’re getting at. Anyways, if you do actually manage to get this damn game running you’ll end up with a bunch of choices between different babes from the Overwatch universe. Give me my pussy, or get the hell out!Īdmittedly, I got a bit heated over the loading times. I don’t have time to wait for your damn assets to load. I want to rub one out and get back to work. Why can’t I play the damn Overwatch smut game without having to go for a fap break in-between every level? Do developers not understand that I actually play these games during the actual fap break? That’s the idea. Why? I’m on extreme fiber optic internet. ![]() ![]() Plus, once the game actually started working properly, I still had to wait several minutes at a time for a single level in the game to actually load. It would be one thing if this was a free porn game that’s still in development, but they’re pitching this like it’s a proper, premium product, ready for digital shelves. I don’t understand why people don’t bug test their games before they consider charging for them. This was my first time playing this piece of shit, mind you. I waited for it to load, for a while, but it eventually shot an error back and crashed. Turns out, and get this, you’re supposed to log in, then go to your account options and find the teeny-tiny little play link on the bottom left there. Logically, I should remain logged in if I jump into a link on the damn site. I pressed the bookmark up top, which usually works, but that didn’t do it. I saw a part of the site that let me put in my name and password, but then I got booted to an account screen. So far so good, except, I couldn’t find the damn login. First up, I had to pay for a subscription, which I did. Trying to get into this so called game was a nightmare. But, I doubt you’re going to be hooked on this shit for long and I sincerely doubt that this shit is worth paying for. There’s some smut in here, to be sure and if you’re a diehard Overwatch fan, you should check it out. To say that they underdelivered would be an understatement. At first, I thought I was looking at a quality 3D video game that would finally let me experience some much needed sex with Overwatch babes. This game, if you can call it that, took me on a small but painful whirlwind of emotional disappointment. Oh and in true copyright evading fashion, none of the babes have their real names. Bottom line, this is apparently a legitimate company that charges you money to allow you to play with Overwatch babes. I’m sure Blizzard will notice eventually, but hey, who gives a shit? It’s not my problem. That's why the boys behind OverwatchingPorn named their website what they did. The chicks are obviously copyrighted so they can’t be used all willy nilly by indie game developers, if they want to turn a profit. The Overwatch babes are probably Blizzard’s greatest accomplishment to date since they invented Zerg boobies. Here we are again, playing with Overwatch babes and feeling general malaise. ![]()
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